There’s a blood moon tonight, keep an eye out for monsters.
Curtis Rx
We don’t call them Halloween decorations anymore because they’re up all year.
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They’re making a new Gremlins movie? Instead of using special effects they can just borrow our gremlins. They work cheap, all you need to do is feed them.
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Our pet Chupacabra has gone missing, please return if found.
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Hey fiends, Only 14 of our ‘Haunted Hitchhikers’ shirts left, order yours soon if you still want one. We sold out of Large and 2XL already. Click the banner above for more info. Stay weird,  ~Curtis Rx

Hey fiends,

Only 14 of our ‘Haunted Hitchhikers’ shirts left, order yours soon if you still want one. We sold out of Large and 2XL already. Click the banner above for more info.

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

This elevator is making strange noises, should I be worried?  I hope so.

This elevator is making strange noises, should I be worried? I hope so.

Skin is overrated.

Skin is overrated.

Top floor please.

Top floor please.

It’s good to be home!

It’s good to be home!

Sorry about all the earthquakes, our recent experiment seems to be backfiring.
Curtis Rx